Cleverbot, you little shit! :D
| Me: | ENGORGIO! |
| Cleverbot: | Reducio. |
| Me: | CRUCIO! |
| Cleverbot: | Sectumsempra! |
| Me: | EXPELLIARMUS! |
| Cleverbot: | Accio Dementor! |
| Me: | EXPECTO PATRONUM! |
| Cleverbot: | Avada Kadavra! |
| Me: | *dies* |
| Cleverbot: | NO ONE BEATS VOLDEMORT, I'M VICTORIUS! I CLAIM THE WIZARDING WORLD NOW THAT I KILLED HARRY POTTER, SO EVERYONE WILL BOW TO ME!!!!!! |