August 8, 2011
Cleverbot, you little shit! :D
Me: ENGORGIO!
Cleverbot: Reducio.
Me: CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!
Me: EXPELLIARMUS!
Cleverbot: Accio Dementor!
Me: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Cleverbot: Avada Kadavra!
Me: *dies*
Cleverbot: NO ONE BEATS VOLDEMORT, I'M VICTORIUS! I CLAIM THE WIZARDING WORLD NOW THAT I KILLED HARRY POTTER, SO EVERYONE WILL BOW TO ME!!!!!!