• me:*owns 264 unread books*
  • me:*buys 17 new books*
  • me:*rereads harry potter*
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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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danverskate:

marvel studios is going through a moment where they could literally pick any character and make a successful movie if they wanted to. for fucks sake they made one about a team that not even most marvel comics fans really cared about, when no one was asking for a movie about them, a team that features a talking tree and a talking raccoon, and it had the fucking biggest box office of the year so far. stop giving me those weak ass excuses for the lack of female led movies

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rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
  • me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor:*overhears from front of class*
  • professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me:....
  • me:....
  • me:....
  • professor:it should be polyerosy
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alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

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departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

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  • #food #dinner
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